My first Blog, please ease it in

The point of this blog is for me to share my cynical ass remarks regarding technology, Facebook, blogging, etc.

I know as someone reads this that they will be thinking...what a hypocritical jerk...which is the point.  I have had an epiphany over the last few weeks to realize that while I hate all this shit, that it is the only way that anyone communicates anymore. 

So, here is a little backdrop:
I went out drinking last night and came home to a nice tall glass of Captain and Coke and an empty home.  Not wanting to go to bed I decided to open up my lap top and do what everyone else does - surf the WWW.  First problem with that for me is that my exposure to the WWW is limited to emails, online banking (God himself - that's right I said HIMself because everyone knows he is a man - must have created online banking) and the occasional google search.  So, that takes about 5 minutes, now what.

I equate the WWW to religion...I see everyone around me turning to it for comfort, thinking about it every minute of every day, spending quality time with it and entrusting their unquestionable faith...but I just can't embrace it.  I stand outside the temple of the World of the Web wanting to believing in it and let it take my soul on the journey that all my piers are on, but until now the dark cloud that surrounded my soul must had warded off it's demon angels from taking me into it's cold embrace.  But finally my soul softened and was ripe for the picking and one of Web's dark soldiers lead me to the Gate's of their secret society...Facebook.

So here I sit on my couch typing away on something called a Blog with my brand new fancy Facebook account and get numerous emails that engross me and fill my day with interesting things on my phone.  So now I no longer have to spend the day with my own thoughts because I have my phone to cradle and wait for the next notification to pop up.  As I was typing that last sentence I had to look over to see if the green light was blinking on my phone to notify me that my new Master was beckoning me, but He was not in need of my services. 

I'm not sure how long a Blog should be so I'm going to stop my first one.  One last thought though, I did create the user SOLD my soul so of course I am like every other asshole with a Blog and Ad Sense on it.   If you like my blog click on the damn Ad thing so I can get paid!!